~JohnySwashbuckls

Here are the lyrics to the greatest song I've heard in a while. Written by Jack Hardy and sung by David Massengill. It's called "Worst President Ever"



Stuck in traffic at stop and go speed
I like to entertain myself
With all of the bumper stickers I can read,
Humor's hidden wealth
There's "nuke the gay whales" and "whirled peas"
But by far the one most clever
Gave no name, laid no blame,
just said "THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"

Black is white, white is black, there's yellowcake in Iraq
Weapons of mass destruction, reconstruction still on track
When the wall street journal and fox news endorse our "President-for-life-forever"
Their polls will attest he's still the best
WORST PRESIDENT EVER

THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Don't forget you bumbling fools
You're the ones who pulled the lever
If you just can't wait till 2008 to say NO, NAY, NEVER
It ain't a reach, we can still impeach THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

He sold our soul to the corporate goals,
The Enron hangover still hurts
It'll take years to calm our fears from color code alerts
If we ever survive his supreme court
There are a few things we'll have to sever
Like "church and state" and "the fourth estate"
And THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove,
Scooter Libby and all their kind
Rats leaving a sinking ship, guess who's "left behind"
Maybe there's space in the star-wars race
For a spot on the space shuttle Endeavor
To the moon, none too soon for THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Don't forget you bumbling fools
We're the ones who pull the lever
If we just can't wait till 2008 to say NO, NAY, NEVER
It ain't a reach, we can still impeach THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

Well you can dress him up in a cowboy hat
Or a monkey-suit in style
You can try to hide his blue blood
And the best schooling money can buy
You can rig all of the voting machines
And the voter list counterfeit
But all the while, he's just a pile of...
THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!

9/11 and Abu Grebe and torture at the CIA
But he gets his interns from Bible College,
They never even heard of a "BJ"
But there's plenty left to investigate,
If only the congress had balls
But we're out of time and I'm out of rhymes
For THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Don't forget you bumbling fools
We're the ones who pull the lever
If we just can't wait till 2008 to say NO, NAY, NEVER
It ain't a reach, we can still impeach THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER




lol. somewhere out there, Richard Nixon is shouting, "THANK YOU GOD!!!"


until next time, me mateys!
remember, life is arrrrgh!
out, savvy?